Family Poops

November is a month where most people reflect on what they are thankful for. Yesterday’s events have me very thankful for lighthearted poo-lovin’ family and friends. I had authentic Thai food for lunch. I say authentic because when I asked for mild spicy in my red curry, it was more

Anal Probe

I had my butt poked and prodded last week voluntarily, and I paid good money for it. No, no you sickos! I had a colonoscopy. The day before my surgery was hell. I had to drink two liters of the most disgusting liquid prep. It tasted like over-sweetened artificial lemon