I ate kale salad yesterday, and today my poo was green. That’s all I wanted to share. No butthole tears, no ass splatters, just a nice green lumpy log that smiled back at me as I looked down to wipe. When I flushed it goodbye, it disintegrated into a million
particles
For Your Consideration
I like to use the handicap stall at the office when I have to poop. The stall is bigger and offers more comfort during my prolonged bathroom visit. If it’s a mega big stinky poo, I usually do a courtesy flush in case someone walks into the bathroom as I’m
