how do you know when winter has arrived? watch for steam coming out of your dog’s butt during his morning poo.
poop
smooth ‘n creamy
i took a sweet dump tonight. totally sweet because it looked exactly like and had the same consistency as everybody’s favorite hazelnut spread. if i had a weak olfactory system and i saw my shit in a jar, i would probably spread it on toast or make a crepe. ps-
lucky dog
i love the look my dog gives me when he’s droppin a deuce. its like he’s telling me “this shit feels gooood.”
