i was at a concert the other day. it was really really crowded. the tall guy in front of me farted. im slightly deficient in height, so his ass was just below my face. oh dear lord it was so foul, and there was no escaping it. have you ever smelled something so bad you gagged? just imagine that smell being poofed directly into your face. it would have been no different if i motorboated my face into his butt. i bet he had some dingleberries hanging from his pooter pubes that contributed to the stink.