every time i bend down to scoop up my dog’s poo with a bag, the smell punches my nose and lingers around my face for a good 10 seconds. i usually try holding my breath, but when i think it’s safe to breathe, the last couple of puffs of stench find their way up my nose. if poo-smell were visible, you’d see it surrounding my head and forcing it’s way up my nostrils. it’d look like the Smoke Monster from LOST except it’d be brown.