i had a milkshake over the weekend. i am not lactose intolerant, but that milkshake really shook up my bowels. my megacolon produced hot and steamy gas that smelled a lot like rotten eggs. and yep, the smell seeped into my cotton padded chair and trapped my fart molecules in so that i could smell it for the rest of the night. i wonder if one can become lactose intolerant over time? i can eat a crapload of cheese like no one’s business and not shoot death out my ass as a consequence. so maybe i just had a bad milkshake. i hope so because i love dairy.