Poo Flair

Have you ever looked in the toilet after taking a dump and wondered, “when did I eat that?!” I pooped corn the other day, but I have not eaten any corn lately. Or perhaps it was not corn, but something that looked exactly like the shape and color of corn sticking out of my turd. Corn or not corn, whatever it was it added flair to my otherwise brown and boring dookie.

My turd had a minimum 37 pieces of flair

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