Our office cleaning staff props the bathroom entrance door open after mopping the tile floor. I usually wait a little while after the floor has dried before going in, but I always close the door before I take care of business. Today I went to the bathroom and someone was dropping a deuce with heavy splashes. She neglected to close the entrance door, and I could hear her dookie bombs from the lobby. She must have had a steak buffet the night before because her plops were loud and beefy (at least they sounded beefy). She definitely sunk someone’s battleship.