With all the junk I ate yesterday, my bowels were ready to release the crap this morning. As I sat on the toilet for my first morning pee, I also pooped at the same time. My poo log was so long that it took the entire duration of my pee and then some for it to completely exit my butt. When I looked at what the masterpiece I made in the toilet might look like, I saw a beautiful brown foot long beast staring back at me with it’s tip peeking above the water’s surface. It was magnificent.