Rut Roh

I haven’t pooped in three days, and the weird thing is I don’t feel like I need to poop. Usually when I’m constipated, I feel bottom heavy and my butt feels like it’s carrying a ton of bricks. Not sure what is up there plugging the exit of my bunghole.. I’ve been eating normal and still drinking my probiotic yogurt everyday. What I do know is that I am very, very afraid of how my a-hole is going to get stretched the f out with the mango or bowling ball sized constipated boulder dookie that is going to pass through it. I think my head might explode with the amount of pushing I will be doing.

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