I ate a ton of carrots last night for dinner. Today I pooped. I don’t know if it was the carrot oils or the fact that I am a talented pooper, but my dookies just fell out of my butt without a push or strain. Then I peeped at my poo masterpiece and saw that it was a lovely salmon pink color. Now I’m in the mood for some sake sushi.

Eat carrots. Poop salmon.

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