I haven’t pooped in three days, but I have had a lot of gas. I’ve been farting more than usual (probably constipated and gassy from all the meat I’ve been eating), but my farts have had no odor. This is very strange to me. I have three days worth of
poops
Fecal Floaties
As disgusting as I am (read yesterday’s post for reference), I am a huge germaphobe. Walking into a public bathroom makes me feel dirty because you’re basically breathing in dissipated farts. As soon as I pass the threshold from the outside of the bathroom to the entrance, it’s like I’m
Little Red Bag
I hope I don’t lose any readers after I share some TMI, but here goes. My toilet is clogged and I cannot get it unclogged. I’m not sure why it’s backed up so much because it was working fine yesterday after I pooped ‘n flushed. It wasn’t until late last
