The Gym

I was at the gym on Sunday. It’s usually pretty crowded on the weekends, and I had a spot on the TRX. There was a guy behind me doing some intense ab workouts on the floor. Halfway through my exercise I hear the loudest, bubbliest, wettest anal anthem behind me.


I have been going to yoga, and it’s been doing wonders for my intestines. Every stretch or bend, I feel like I am moving around and loosening up my bowels. This is great in that it helps me poo more regularly. But in class it’s not so great when I’m