My digestive system is fickle when it comes to dairy. Sometimes I can consume massive amounts of it and my bowels will be fine. Other times it feels like I am about to birth the prince of darkness from my anus. The latter was the case when I had a
I made two mediocre poopies this morning. I still felt bloated afterwards, but I figured I was done for the day. I disrobed for my shower and then felt some movement in my bowels. I stood there with the water on and contemplated whether or not to take a shower.
I ate a big juicy burger last night for dinner, and today I had to poo so badly at work. Went to the office bathroom, and there was already someone in there, but I had no time to waste– the turtle’s head was popping out of its shell. As I