i came, i crapped, i conquered. i dumped another 3 times today, and i aint even raggin‘! i have a butthole magnifico.
poo
junk in the trunk
dooood… it’s only 3pm, and i’ve already crapped 3 times today. i am a machine, and my plump ass is awesome! if i were a guy i’d call myself Sir Dumps-A-Lot .. get it? ’cause i poo a lot and i like my big butt and i cannot lie. har
poo: the lotion waster
ugh. don’t you hate it when you have to poo right after you’ve showered? i wouldn’t mind it if i hadn’t already lathered my body with lotion. i know its probably not necessary to jump back into the shower again because of one little (or big) poo, but i want
