Doggone It

I just got out of the shower and dropped something as I was toweling off. I bent down to get it while on all fours, and I felt something wet on my butt. I looked behind me and my dog’s nose was up my bunghole. LOL. I guess I didn’t

I Disgust Me

I was showering and felt some diarrhea gurgles in my intestine. I finished my shower, farted a few times and dried myself off. Then I sat on the toilet to make #3. The next day, I took my routine shower and dried off with the same towel. As I was