i was at a concert the other day. it was really really crowded. the tall guy in front of me farted. im slightly deficient in height, so his ass was just below my face. oh dear lord it was so foul, and there was no escaping it. have you ever
Articles from January 2010
please, ladies
it’s disgusting going into a woman’s bathroom stall to find a toilet seat covered in pee. it especially sucks when you’ve got to go really really badly and there isn’t a second to spare to wipe the seat down before your bladder explodes. ladies, i understand that sitting on a
what shat that?
looking for a good read? search no longer! What Shat That? A Pocket Guide to Poop Identity by Matt Pagett ever wonder what plankton poo looked like? know why yak poo is formed into patties? this book’s got your answers! perfect reading for when youre on the can trying to