adventures in farts

greetings fellow pooters and tooters. not much going on in the #2 department here. just been having normal shits. you know.. non-toilet clogging dumps. one dump a day. nothing too mushy or watery. nothing too gag-inducing smell-wise. no fun public restroom stories either. one of my coworkers has been m.i.a. for a few days, which is a shame because she has the best story-worthy farts. when i have the misfortune to use the bathroom at the same time as her, there is no doubt i will hear the most absurd sounding fart. fart sounds you would never dream of. i don’t know how she does it. sometimes they sound like an angry neighing horse. other times they sound like various musical instruments. her butt is like a box of chocolates. you never know what you’re gonna get.

whoa nelly

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