i love saturdays. i love it because i get to sleep in, i don’t have to work or think of anything work-related, i can do whatever the hell i want, and i can stay up late because tomorrow is sunday. but i love saturdays mostly because it is mega-bowel movement day. i guess since i’m not working or stressed or doing anything important, my bowels relax and get their groove on. i’ve had two solid rounds with the toilet today. looking forward to more bowel grooving saturday night.