Have you ever farted so loudly in your sleep that you woke yourself up? I am a very light sleeper, so that’s nothing new to me. But a few years ago when I slept over at a friend’s place, I made the biggest, raunchiest, wettest wet bean fart ever. It was so long and loud that I woke up and still had seconds of fart to spare. I thought maybe I was the only one who heard it, but it also woke my friend up and prompted a “that’s f@$king disgusting.” It was sort of awesome.