I am very sad. I have not pooped in days. Even with yesterday’s alien gas baby incident, I did not end up pooping. It has been three days now. THREE DAYS! That’s craziness for a mega-pooper like me. I can’t wait until whatever’s plugged up in there loosens. When the floodgates open, my butt will be releasing triple the amount of mega-poop. I hope I don’t clog the toilet.

Release the Kraken!

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