Veggie Poo

I don’t know how vegetarians do it. I had a spinach and pecan salad for lunch, and by 4pm I was starving my arse off. However, with all that fiber, I made a spectacular spinach and pecan poop salad at 5pm. Perhaps these awesome fibrous poops make being a vegetarian bearable. But every once in a while I enjoy pushing out a big brick of a 5lb turd from eating a steak dinner the night before.

I make great poops!

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