Emergency

I was at the doctor’s office yesterday for an annual check up. While I was in the waiting room, I suddenly had the urge to diarrhea. It came fast and it came hard. My stomach was turning in painful knots and my butthole was weakening as the sludgy poo was

It’s Back

I stopped taking L-Carnitine* a week or so ago because I thought my body became immune to it. My jet lag had halted its powers, and I didn’t have as many satisfactory poops the following days. But I decided to give it another chance and started taking it regularly a

Fart Fone

I was in the bathroom finishing up my pee session when a woman walked in on her cell phone. I thought she would hang up before she started her business, but she continued yapping as she peed. Her butt cheeks then opened wide and let out a massive boom of