I was constipated for a few days, so naturally when it was time to poop I pushed out something that felt like a mango. It f’in hurt like a muther. And of course it ripped me a new one. I gently patted my bunghole clean and started to long for
Articles from February 2012
Maxi Foul
During my morning pee routine, my dog usually follows me into the bathroom because I give him a treat as I tinkle. This morning I ran out of treats. My dog was begging and begging… crying, whining, and wimpering for a treat. I felt so bad, I didn’t know what
Hotel, Motel, Holiday Inn
I was on vacation and sharing a hotel room with my brother. He was in the bathroom taking a shower, and all of a sudden I had the urge to take a shit. I thought I could hold it for a few minutes until he was done. I couldn’t. The
