Peepee Dance

My pee stream has been all wonky lately. I don’t really notice it when I’m at home sitting comfortably on my toilet. But when I am using a public toilet and hovering over the seat, my stream has a tendency to stray to the right. To avoid this, I lean

Pee Graffiti

I often see urine on public toilet seats, and it makes me wonder why any woman would just leave her pee on the seat for the next person to wipe. Are people so lazy that they can’t wipe their own pee? I know most ladies hover and don’t even think

I Doo

It had been two days since I pooped. It was early Friday and I didn’t have my bowel movement yet, but I knew I’d poop sometime that day because I was feeling bottom heavy. I had a wedding dress appointment around the time I usually take my morning dump. If

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