It’s that time of month again. Yep, allergies. It’s also that time of month when my lady parts bleed. I’ve got a tissue stuck up my nostril and a tampon stuck up somewhere else. I went to take a piss and as I was tinkling, I blew my nose. All
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Revenge of the Toilet
My friend was traveling by bus from NYC to DC. He’s a bigger germaphobe than I am when it comes to public restrooms, and I think it’s quite silly. I imagine if he had to squat or sit on a public toilet to urinate like I do, he’d probably start
Family Poops
November is a month where most people reflect on what they are thankful for. Yesterday’s events have me very thankful for lighthearted poo-lovin’ family and friends. I had authentic Thai food for lunch. I say authentic because when I asked for mild spicy in my red curry, it was more
