Pee Graffiti

I often see urine on public toilet seats, and it makes me wonder why any woman would just leave her pee on the seat for the next person to wipe. Are people so lazy that they can’t wipe their own pee? I know most ladies hover and don’t even think

Karma

My fiancé is a pro at throwing farts, and he is extremely proud of this skill. The first time I saw him catch a fart, I thought he was picking his butt. I looked at him with disgust and called him out. He coyly smiled and then immediately put his