I was constipated for a few days, so naturally when it was time to poop I pushed out something that felt like a mango. It f’in hurt like a muther. And of course it ripped me a new one. I gently patted my bunghole clean and started to long for
poops
Hotel, Motel, Holiday Inn
I was on vacation and sharing a hotel room with my brother. He was in the bathroom taking a shower, and all of a sudden I had the urge to take a shit. I thought I could hold it for a few minutes until he was done. I couldn’t. The
It’s Tearing Up My Butt When I’m With You
I hadn’t pooped in three days, and during those three days I was eating nothing but meat. I finally pooped this morning, and it was a doozy. It also hurt like a motherf@*$er coming out, too. Three big boulders. One for each day I didn’t poop. Each one I strained
