My friend is a manager at a grocery store. She deals with a lot of interesting customers, but there is rarely a time when she has to kick a person out. The store restroom has two toilets. A lady came into the store to use it. One stall was already
poops
Salad Shooter
I had a great week of poops. I’ve been eating salads every day for dinner, and my morning dumps have been fabulous. The logs come out soft and crumble like goat cheese in the toilet, which is a good thing because their girthiness would otherwise cause a torn butthole and
Poo Goddess
The poo gods have been kind to me this week. I’ve been pooping at least twice a day everyday. But I’m sure it has something to do with the red river goddess. Yep, it’s that time of month again when she comes to visit for a week. And it was
