Sometimes my mind is not in the right place.. I stare into space and before I know it, 10 minutes has already gone by. Other times my mind will wander off while I’m doing something, and when I’ve finished my task I don’t have a clue what I just did.
poops
Sad Anus
I did it again. I tore myself a new one. This time it wasn’t because of the dry climate. I had just made a log in the toilet, but it didn’t feel like I was completely finished with my poo session. I had one more turd left to push, except
Don’t Kiss my underwear
I was walking from my office to my car last night and I had the urge to fart. I looked around to make sure I was alone and let out what I thought would be a big stinky wet fart. Unfortunately it was a big stinky wet turd. I clinched
