Don’t Kiss my underwear

I was walking from my office to my car last night and I had the urge to fart. I looked around to make sure I was alone and let out what I thought would be a big stinky wet fart. Unfortunately it was a big stinky wet turd. I clinched my butthole in time before I completely soiled myself. I made it home and released the rest of what caused the melted Hershey Kiss on my underwear.

Not so delicious-looking when partially found on your underwear

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