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Thar She Blows!
December 23, 2013 pooter Comment

It’s that time of month again. Yep, allergies. It’s also that time of month when my lady parts bleed. I’ve got a tissue stuck up my nostril and a tampon stuck up somewhere else. I went to take a piss and as I was tinkling, I blew my nose. All

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Steamy Buns
December 19, 2013 pooter Comment

I was at hot yoga last night. My class is typically full of women, but I was surrounded by men. It was no biggie until we had to bend over and all of a sudden a yeasty fishy smell hit my nose. Is it possible for men to have a

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The Force is Strong
December 18, 2012 pooter Comment

I’ve been having constipation lately, so my initial reaction is to push immediately and to push hard upon sitting on the toilet. Today I pushed especially hard because I could feel it would be a big one. All my dookies belly flopped into the toilet as usual, but it felt

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