on tonight’s episode of The Colbert Report, Stephen Colbert talks about the Olympic sport of Skeleton. since most people dont have access to a Skeleton track, he advises us on how to recreate the same experience without one. if you want to know what it feels like on a Skeleton,

workplace fart

i’m in the office, and i have severe gas. i want to fart so badly but i know that won’t end well (i didn’t poo this morning, so i know it’ll be stinky). so i’m holding in my farts, and it is painful. it’s also causing internal gas bubbly noises,