Evil Cheese

My digestive system is fickle when it comes to dairy. Sometimes I can consume massive amounts of it and my bowels will be fine. Other times it feels like I am about to birth the prince of darkness from my anus. The latter was the case when I had a


Hope everyone had a great Christmas. My days leading up to Christmas was full of constipation and butt pain. I had to poop really badly the day before, but I didn’t have time to stop and sit on the toilet because of work. I held in my poop for a

Ouch. Eww.

I just had the biggest, most massive dump ever. It was so big that it tore my bunghole. It hurt like a mother. In other news, I’m on the rag. When I looked down at my pantyliner while I was dumping, I saw a blood drop in the shape of