Have you ever heard a 3 week old baby fart? It is quite amazing how such a small dainty creature can push out a loud, forceful whoopie cushion-like wind. I thought the fart came from my friend, mother of said baby, but she blamed it on the little newborn. She
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Cute Baby!
My coworker sent me a photo of her adorable baby boy. He’s frickin’ adorable alright. I think she’s trying to tell me I shouldn’t want to have kids. And I think it’s working.
Attack of the Four Month Old Baby
Babies got bass. Ass bass. I was holding my friend’s four month old baby, and he farted in my arms. I wasn’t a little cute squeaker of a baby toot. It was a full on adult-sized man fart. It was loud, long, bubbly, rumble-y, and it had bass. Booming bass.
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