Have you ever heard a 3 week old baby fart? It is quite amazing how such a small dainty creature can push out a loud, forceful whoopie cushion-like wind. I thought the fart came from my friend, mother of said baby, but she blamed it on the little newborn. She was trying to burp him, but the air passed through the other end. I believed her only after I smelled the diaper and death seeped into my nostrils.
It sounded a little something like this, but with more bubbles.