BBQ Butt

Happy 4th, everyone! Like last year, I am venturing back to my friends’ for some good time barbecue and burgers. But hopefully unlike last time, I don’t get the squirts. If that’s the case, BBQ will be shooting from my butt late tonight until the sun comes up tomorrow. On

Turd Burglar

Hamburgers are one of my favorite foods. I ate one yesterday. It was delicious, and everything was fine until 7 hours later my intestines started twisting and bubbling and I had explosive diarrhea at the exact same time my favorite show was about to start. I pushed it out and