‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house not a creature was stirring, not even my bowels. The TP was hung by the toilet with care, in hopes that a dookie soon would be there. My intestines were twisted, turds heavy as lead, while extraneous amounts of pushing
Christmas
RockHard
Hope everyone had a great Christmas. My days leading up to Christmas was full of constipation and butt pain. I had to poop really badly the day before, but I didn’t have time to stop and sit on the toilet because of work. I held in my poop for a
Neeeehhhh Neh Neh!
My favorite snack of late has been honey roasted walnuts. Tasty, crunchy, glazed little nuggets of sweet heaven in my mouth. I have a problem with portion control when it involves a large bag, can or jar of something delicious. Once I start eating, i can’t stop until the container
