mmm curry

All this talk of curry had me craving Indian food, so i gorged at an indian buffet for dinner. i went back for 3rds and 4ths. probably ate five pounds of curry and spinach and chicken and lamb and rice and saag and naan. it was so good i didnt

holy monster shit, batman!

WOW. just wow. i never thought this would ever happen. someone clogged the toilet at the office. the industrial strength 10000xs-more-powerful-than-your-home-toilet toilet. who… no, WHAT did this? i would like to know what the beast ate before plopping her monster-sized shit into the toilet and then clogging it. i mean,