Bye, Kids

I am finally home from traveling and the first thing that happens after I unlock my door… mega colon bowel movement. It had been several days since I last pooped. I weighed myself before and after.. a five pounder. I love that my intestines know when I’m home and lets

Awesome Sauce

I am still taking the awesome sauce that is L-Carnitine.* My poo sessions are clockwork every morning. I wake up without a bowel movement, but as soon as I sit on the toilet for my morning pee, my anus opens and dumps massive amounts of crap into the toilet. I