greetings fellow pooters and tooters. not much going on in the #2 department here. just been having normal shits. you know.. non-toilet clogging dumps. one dump a day. nothing too mushy or watery. nothing too gag-inducing smell-wise. no fun public restroom stories either. one of my coworkers has been m.i.a.
i was in the bathroom at work and my colleague came in and tooted. it sounded like her butt was playing the trumpet. then after she tinkled, her butt cheeks vibrated and neighed like an angry horse with a cold. i felt like we bonded.
“he who smelt it, dealt it.” though i cannot always agree with this. whenever my coworker lets out a silent but violent toot, i definitely smell it. and i definitely know it’s not from my bunghole!