Friday evenings I go to a fitness class after work. The room is small, so it gets crowded. Doing push ups is a little like playing Twister– you have to maneuver yourself to avoid touching anyone. I somehow found a spot where my head was close to a guy’s mid-section.
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Killer Burrito Farts
I was stretching at my desk and inhaled deeply when my cubemate farted an SBD. His poisonous gases reached my face just as I was taking a deep breath, and the fumes when straight into my mouth and into my lungs. I gasped for air and thought the smell would
Fart Girl Strikes Again
I was out with my coworkers walking to a food truck. I had to fart, so I stood at the back of the group. I had no fears of anyone smelling my fart because #1 — we were outside, and #2 — the breeze was blowing downwind so no one
