My coworker who makes the ginourmous farts and poops and other bodily noises has retired today. This makes me very sad. My trips to the bathroom will no longer be fun and adventurous and full of surprises. I will miss her butt horn and those melodious tunes she whistles from
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Happy New Year!
Poots and Toots would like to wish you and your stinky loved ones a happy and prosperous new year! Eat healthy and make ginourmous poops. Fart and laugh loud and often. Each poop is fun and unique. Treasure your bowel movements! Happy New Year!
Merry Christmas, Everybudday!
From all of us (well, just me) at Poots and Toots, Merry Merry Christmas! May all your poops be rich and heavy, but non-clogging and kind to your toilets. May your farts be loud, boombastic and totally stinky if you plan to lay one on an unsuspecting loved one. Have
