I finally pooped a couple days ago. Phew- I guess I don’t have worms, but my bunghole does kind of itch. That’s because I tore it, or rather the massive brick that was stored in my anus for three days tore me a new one as I was pushing it
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Bathroom Warzone
The women’s restroom at my office is a total wreck by the end of the work day. Toilet paper crumpled everywhere, sticky and dried urine on the floor tiles and toilet seat, and visible traces of feces around the bowls. Looks like my coworkers had a PP and TP fight
Worst Idea. EVER.
Who the hell thought of this? Why would anyone want to carry around a toilet cover that soaks up stranger urine and then throw it in the washer with their clothes? And who in their right mind would put the cover on smeared feces and then put it in their
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