i can’t poop

i had the nastiest farts a few days ago. i think it was the result of me eating ungodly amounts of peanut butter. i don’t digest peanut butter very well, but it doesn’t stop me from eating it. anyway, my farts were horrendous. they came out really warm and had

gassy ass

i hate it when i’m running and i have a lot of gas and i really really really need to fart, but i have no idea if there is someone behind me (headphones on while running so i don’t hear footsteps, and if i turn around to check i know