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Sorry I’ve been AWOL for a while. I was travelling. Usually when I travel, I have travel constipation. But not this time. I took my L-Carnitine with me, and it was poo central everyday. I also went to a land where Indian food was good and plentiful, so along with

mmm curry

All this talk of curry had me craving Indian food, so i gorged at an indian buffet for dinner. i went back for 3rds and 4ths. probably ate five pounds of curry and spinach and chicken and lamb and rice and saag and naan. it was so good i didnt