Neeeehhhh Neh Neh!

My favorite snack of late has been honey roasted walnuts. Tasty, crunchy, glazed little nuggets of sweet heaven in my mouth. I have a problem with portion control when it involves a large bag, can or jar of something delicious. Once I start eating, i can’t stop until the container

workplace fart

i’m in the office, and i have severe gas. i want to fart so badly but i know that won’t end well (i didn’t poo this morning, so i know it’ll be stinky). so i’m holding in my farts, and it is painful. it’s also causing internal gas bubbly noises,