Gremlin Poo

You should never drink Coke right before bed time because 1) the caffeine will obviously make it hard for you to fall asleep, and 2) if you’re like me, the gassy bubbles will make loud gurgly noises while traveling all through your intestines, causing mild discomfort, but more discomforting is

Cha Cha Cha

I have a strange digestive system. When I have a growly, empty stomach, I end up with diarrhea. What? Doesn’t diarrhea come from eating rotten food or something that doesn’t sit will with your stomach? I had a small dinner last night. I was very, very hungry by 10pm, but

Beer Shits

I have never been a fan of alcoholic drinks. #1- I don’t like the taste of alcohol. #2- Alcohol gives me the beer shits. It doesn’t matter what kind of beverage I consume. Beer, wine, mixed drinks, cocktails.. the alcohol does not sit well with my insides, and by the