Beer Shits

I have never been a fan of alcoholic drinks. #1- I don’t like the taste of alcohol. #2- Alcohol gives me the beer shits. It doesn’t matter what kind of beverage I consume. Beer, wine, mixed drinks, cocktails.. the alcohol does not sit well with my insides, and by the next morning, I have horrendous splatters of poo that spew out my butt. Sort of like if you step on a fat frog and it bursts all its guts out as it’s getting flattened. That’s how my poo comes out. That’s my beer shits. So guys, if you are trying to take advantage of a lovely lady by getting her drunk, think of the consequences and what it might do to your toilet.

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