It’s Saturday the day after Friday! I pooped! Definitely not a week’s worth of poop, so it was a very unsatisfying poop, but it was a poop nonetheless. I woke up this morning to minimal bowel movements and dragged my butt to the toilet, sat for a few minutes and
log
Sad Anus
I did it again. I tore myself a new one. This time it wasn’t because of the dry climate. I had just made a log in the toilet, but it didn’t feel like I was completely finished with my poo session. I had one more turd left to push, except
Everything’s Gone Green
Does eating Lucky Charms cereal, particularly the green clovers marshmallows (not alone but along with the rest of the cereal) turn your poop green? I just went number three (diarrhea) and it was green. Really green. Grass green. It even turned the toilet water a tint of puke green. I
